Breakfast Catering

Morning Baked Goods & Egg Items

Swirled cinnamon roll and morning pastries

We offer custom breakfast buffets for larger events with a more expansive list of options. Inquire at criminalbaker@gmail.com.

  • Chef’s Choice Sweet Scone Box — $45 for 8 (1 batch)
  • Chef’s Choice Savory Scone Box — $54 for 8 (1 batch; we can cut the scones in half, yielding 16 small instead of 8)
  • Cinnamon Rolls — $42 for half dozen w/ cream cheese frosting
  • Blueberry Cream Cheese Muffin, Large — $30 per half dozen
  • Banana Pistachio Cardamom Muffin, Large — $30 per half dozen
  • Baked Oatmeal — $36 for half dozen
  • Vegan Banana Bread, Large Loaf — $24
  • Blueberry Lemon Galette — $36 per half dozen
  • Berry Galette — $36 per half dozen
  • Apple Brie Galette — $42 per half dozen
  • Breakfast Hand Pies w/ Egg, Cheddar & Fresh Herbs + your choice of Roasted Red Pepper, Mushrooms, or Bacon — $54 for 6
  • Sweet Assorted Dozen (3 chef’s choice items) — $56
  • Savory Assorted Dozen (3 chef’s choice items) — $72

We are happy to add some gluten-free options upon request.

Tray of large muffins

Deep Dish Quiche or Frittatas

Quiche is available regular or gluten-free.

  • Mini Assortment of 12 — $84
  • 6" (serves 4–6) — $42
  • 10" Quiche or 10" Frittata (serves up to 10) — $58

Flavors: Lorraine w/ Spinach, Cheddar & Bacon · Denver Style w/ Ham, Cheddar, Red Pepper & Basil · Mushroom, Fresh Herb & Cheddar · Potato, Fresh Herb & Chevre · Roasted Red Pepper, Cheddar & Spinach

To order, email criminalbaker@gmail.com or call 707-395-5395 with your order details, questions, and phone number. We require a minimum of 5 full days’ notice — the more notice the better to guarantee a spot on our schedule.