• Banana cream pie with whipped cream rosettes — a Pie Club sweet pick
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Pie Club Membership

From $40 a month. Choose sweet, savory, or both — plus your pickup weekend — and we’ll have it waiting at Pie & Pantry.

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Billed monthly. Cancel anytime.

Your first order needs to be placed 5+ days before your pickup selection. If not, your order will be pushed to next month's pickup time.

On the Menu This Month

Here’s what’s coming out of the oven — the full schedule runs through February 2027.

OCTOBER 2026

Meat Option

Pulled Pork Pot Pie

Slow-cooked pork shoulder w/ Yukon, yam, roasted apples, mild pasilla pepper, roasted garlic, & bechamel

Veggie Option

Roasted Winter Vegetable w/ White Cheddar & Thyme

Yukon potato, butternut, chard, carrot, golden beet, onion & roasted garlic w/ white cheddar & thyme

Sweet Option

Sweet Potato Pie

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What People Say

★★★★★

“The BEST gluten free baked goods I’ve ever had! The scones are so flaky, buttery and delicious!!! The kind of high quality gluten free treat that makes you double-take and say “WAIT IS THIS GF??” And yes yes it is lol.”

— Lauren DiSandro · Google

★★★★★

“Top notch bakery! Very delicious pastries and breakfast foods. If you’re searching for quality treats and you like the best you can get you will be pleased with the baked goods here. The pastry doughs and crusts taste better than they look.”

— James A. · Google

★★★★★

“We have breakfast here from time to time and find the food exceptional! I had a bowl and my husband had a breakfast sandwich. We were both blown away by the quality and flavors.”

— Judith Newton · Google

How to Order

To order, take a look at our Cake, Pie, or Catering pages to see our menus, or shop right here online. Email criminalbaker@gmail.com or call 707-395-5395 with your order details, questions, and phone number. We require a minimum of 5 full days’ notice — the more notice the better to guarantee a spot on our schedule.

For cafe questions or day-of breakfast, lunch, and coffee orders, call 707-888-3546.

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Frequently Asked Questions

How do I place an order?

Shop online right here, or email criminalbaker@gmail.com or call 707-395-5395 with your order details. We require a minimum of 5 full days’ notice. All orders receive a confirmation and an invoice via email, and payment is due at the time of ordering.

Do you offer gluten-free or vegan options?

Yes! We offer a wide variety of gluten-free and vegan options. All cakes are available gluten-free, and all layered cakes are also available vegan (+10%). Cupcakes come vegan or gluten-free in every flavor (+10%). We clearly label everything and try to make sure everyone leaves fed and happy.

What about same-day cafe orders?

Our cafe at 808 Donahue Street in Santa Rosa is open every day from 7:30am–3pm. For day-of breakfast, lunch, coffee, or take-n-bake pie pickups, call the cafe directly at 707-888-3546 or email criminalcafesr@gmail.com.