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610 Brown Street, Santa Rosa, CA
Fruit Pies
Specialty Sweet & Cream Pies
Savory Pot Pies
Cupcakes
Custom Layer Cakes
1 Layer Specialty Cakes
Flourless Cakes
Cheesecakes
Wedding Tasting Boxes
Cookies, Bars, & Specialty Mini Desserts
Pastries, Scones, Muffins, & More
Breakfast Catering
Boxed Lunches for Groups
Family Style Salad Bowls
Grazing Boards & Snacks
Soups, Sauces, & Pantry Staples
Coffee & Other Beverages
Brunch Cooking Class: Brunch + Beverages
Cooking Class with Dinner, Special Menu

Fruit Pies


  • Apple

    $40.00+
  • Apple Rhubarb

    $40.00+
  • Blackberry

    $40.00+
  • Blueberry

    $40.00+
  • Cherry

    $40.00+
  • Key Lime

    $40.00+
  • Strawberry

    $40.00+
  • Strawberry Rhubarb

    $40.00+
  • Triple Berry

    $40.00+
  • Strawberry & Lemon Curd w/ Cream

    $40.00+

Specialty Sweet & Cream Pies


  • Lemon Meringue

    $30.00+
  • Lemon Cream w/ Jasmine Infused Lemon Curd

    $30.00+
  • Banana Cream

    $30.00+
  • Coconut Cream Pie

    $30.00+
  • Chocolate Cream

    $30.00+
  • Cookies n' Cream

    $30.00+
  • Mocha Cream

    $30.00+
  • Peanut Butter Cream

    $30.00+
  • Butterscotch Cream

    $30.00+
  • Turtle Cream (Chocolate + Caramel + Toasted Pecans)

    $30.00+
  • Grasshopper (Mint + Chocolate)

    $30.00+
  • Orange Buttermilk w/ Earl Grey Cream

    $30.00+
  • Lemon Chevre Cheesecake Pie

    $30.00+
  • Berries & Mascarpone Cheesecake Pie

    $30.00+
  • Sweet Potato Pie

    $30.00+
  • Honey Lavendar Chess Pie

    $30.00+

Savory Pot Pies


  • Seasonal Veggie Pot Pie (potato, carrot, celery, onion, garlic, pasilla, gf bechamel, other seasonal veggies)

    Seasonal veggies w/ fresh herbs in our creamy Bechamel
    $48.00+
  • Curry Vegetable Pot Pie (potato, yam, carrot, cauliflower, eggplant, celery, red pepper, pasilla, shallot, garlic, gf bechamel)

    $48.00+
  • Spinach Artichoke w/ Ricotta & Feta Pot Pie (spinach, artichoke hearts, ricotta, feta, mozzarella)

    Fresh spinach mixed w/ artichoke hearts, ricotta, feta, and mozzarella *Vegetarian
    $48.00+
  • Mushroom Stew Pot Pie ( portobello mushrooms, potato, carrot, onion, garlic)

    $48.00+
  • Mushroom, Swiss, & Spinach Pot Pie (shallots, garlic, various local mushrooms, spinach, swiss cheese, bechamel)

    $48.00+
  • Broccoli & Potato Cheddar Pot Pie (broccoli, yukon potatoes, cheddar, onion, bechamel)

    $48.00+
  • Vegetarian Chili Pot Pie (onion, garlic, yam, red pepper, carrot, potato, black beans, red beans, roasted tomato, chili, cheddar, cornbread top)

    $48.00+
  • Chicken Pesto Pot Pie (chicken, arugula-basil pesto, mozzarella, bechamel)

    $48.00+
  • Chicken Pot Pie (chicken, potato, carrot, celery, onion, garlic, pasilla, gf bechamel)

    chicken breast & thigh, carrots, peas, potato, celery, onions, garlic in a creamy Bechamel sauce
    $48.00+
  • Short Rib Pot Pie (short rib, shallot, garlic, yam, potato, red pepper, pasilla, bechamel)

    $48.00+
  • Pulled Pork Pot Pie (pulled pork, yam, Anaheim chili, roasted apple, garlic, cheddar)

    $48.00+
  • Shepherd's Pot Pie (ground lamb, onion, garlic, carrot, celery, pea, thyme, mashed potato top)

    $48.00+
  • Cottage Pie (ground beef, onion, garlic, carrot, celery, pea, thyme, mashed potato top)

    $48.00+

Cupcakes


  • Almond

    $40.00+
  • Chocolate Peanut Butter

    $40.00+
  • Chocolate w/ Chocolate Frosting

    $40.00+
  • Chocolate w/ Vanilla Frosting

    $40.00+
  • Coconut

    $40.00+
  • Cookies n' Cream

    $40.00+
  • Dirty Worm (Chocolate w/ Vanilla Frosting, Cookie Crumbles, & Gummy Worms)

    $40.00+
  • Funfetti

    $40.00+
  • Lemon

    $40.00+
  • Matcha

    $40.00+
  • Mint Cookies n' Cream

    $40.00+
  • Rainbow Cookies n' Cream

    $40.00+
  • Turtle (Chocolate, Caramel, & Pecan)

    $40.00+
  • Vanilla w/ Berries

    $40.00+
  • Vanilla w/ Chocolate Frosting

    $40.00+
  • Vanilla w/ Raspberry & Chocolate Frosting

    $40.00+
  • Vanilla w/ Vanilla Frosting

    $40.00+
  • Pistachio

    $40.00+
  • Pistachio Raspberry

    $40.00+
  • Pecan Pie

    $40.00+
  • Coconut w/ Lime

    $40.00+

Custom Layer Cakes


  • Vanilla Cake w/ Vanilla Frosting

    2 Layers of Vanilla Sponge Cake Soaked w/ House-made Vanilla Syrup Filling: Vanilla Custard (modified for vegan orders to vanilla frosting) Frosting: Vanilla Buttercream Add what you like to customize your cake.
    $70.00+
  • Vanilla Cake w/ Chocolate Frosting

    2 Layers of Vanilla Sponge Cake Soaked w/ House-made Vanilla Syrup Filling: Dark Chocolate Ganache Frosting: Vanilla Buttercream Add what you like to customize your cake.
    $70.00+
  • Berry Love

    2 Layers of Vanilla Sponge Cake Soaked w/ House-made Vanilla Syrup Filling: Berry Compote w/ Fresh Berries Frosting: Vanilla Buttercream Add what you like to customize your cake.
    $70.00+
  • Lemon Lover's Cake Cake

    2 Layers of Vanilla Sponge Cake Soaked w/ House-made Lemon Syrup Filling: Lemon Curd Frosting: Lemon Cream Cheese Frosting (Buttercream available instead of cream cheese frosting. Just request in notes section.) Add what you like to customize your cake. Great w/ fresh berries added!
    $70.00+
  • Chocolate Cake w/ Vanilla Frosting

    2 Layers of Chocolate Devil's Food Cake Soaked w/ House-made Vanilla Syrup Filling: Chocolate Buttercream & Dark Chocolate Ganache Frosting: Vanilla Buttercream Add what you like to customize your cake.
    $70.00+
  • Chocolate Cake w/ Chocolate Frosting

    2 Layers of Chocolate Devil's Food Cake Soaked w/ House-made Vanilla Syrup Filling: Chocolate Buttercream & Dark Chocolate Ganache Frosting: Chocolate Buttercream Add what you like to customize your cake.
    $70.00+
  • The Spicy Turtle Cake

    2 Layers of Chocolate Devil's Food Cake Soaked w/ House-made Vanilla Syrup Filling: Caramel & Chili-Infused Dark Chocolate Ganache Frosting: Chocolate Buttercream; topped with chili-infused dark chocolate ganache Add what you like to customize your cake.
    $70.00+
  • Pistachio w/ Chocolate & Raspberry

    Pistachio Cake Layers Filling: dark chocolate ganache & raspberries Frosting: Pistachio Buttercream Garnish: Ganache & Raspberries
    $70.00+
  • Pumpkin w/ Roasted Apples & Caramel

    Pumpkin Cake Layers Filling: Caramel & Roasted Apples Frosting: Vanilla Buttercream Garnish: Caramel
    $70.00+
  • Black Raspberry Elderflower

    Vanilla Cake Layers soaked w/ Elderflower Syrup Filling Elderflower soaked blackberries & raspberry compote Frosting: Vanilla Buttercream Garnish: Fresh Berries
    $70.00+
  • Kids of All Ages: Dirty Worm Cake

    Chocolate Cake w/ Vanilla & Cookie Crumb Filling + Ganache+ Vanilla Custard; Frosted with vanilla & topped with cookie crumbs to look dirt-ish and gummy worms playing in the dirt.
    $70.00+
  • Kids of All Ages: Rainbow Cookies n' Cream

    Vanilla cake w/ Oreo pieces & rainbow sprinkles baked in; Vanilla buttercream, oreo, & chocolate ganache filling; Vanilla frosting w/ rainbow sprinkles; garnished with ganache, Oreos, & sprinkles
    $70.00+
  • Kids of All Ages: PB & J Cake

    Vanilla Cake w/ peanut butter buttercream & raspberry compote filling; frosted w/ peanut butter buttercream & garnished w/ rainbow sprinkles & fresh raspberries
    $70.00+

1 Layer Specialty Cakes


  • Chocolate Espresso Cake w/ Chocolate Espresso Cream Frosting & Ganache Drizzle

    $50.00+
  • Chocolate Orange Cake

    Chocolate Devil's Food Cake w/ orange zest added, topped with orange buttercream & house-candied oranges; drizzled with ganache
    $50.00+
  • Chocolate w/ German Chocolate Coconut & Pecan Style Topping

    Chocolate Devil's Food Cake topped w/ the coconut & pecan topping used on German chocolate cake. Drizzled w/ dark choc ganache
    $50.00+
  • Coconut Cake w/ Coconut Cream Cheese Frosting

    *Vegan is made w/ vegan cream frosting.
    $50.00+
  • Carrot Pineapple Cake w/ Cream Cheese Frosting

    Carrot Pineapple w/ Coconut - This moist cake is delicious. If you are not a fan of pineapple, apple sauce can be substituted. *Vegan is made w/ vegan cream frosting.
    $50.00+
  • Banana Cake w/ Coffee Cream Cheese Frosting

    This moist delicious cake pairs very well with coffee cream cheese frosting. *Vegan is made w/ vegan cream frosting.
    $50.00+
  • Earl Grey Tea Cake w/ Orange& Earl Grey Buttercream

    $50.00+
  • Golden Tonic Cake w/ Honey Cream Cheese Frosting & Berries

    *Vegan is made w/ vegan cream frosting. Maple is substituted for honey.
    $50.00+
  • Matcha Tea Cake w/ Matcha Cream Frosting

    $50.00+
  • Upside Down Apple Molasses Cake

    $50.00+
  • Vanilla Latte Cake: Vanilla Cake w/ Coffee Buttercream Frosting

    $50.00+
  • Vanilla w/ Fresh Berries

    Vanilla Cake w/ Vanilla Buttercream & Fresh Seasonal Berries
    $50.00+

Flourless Cakes


  • Mini Flourless Chocolate Cakes, Dozen

    always decadent and gluten-free. (half dozen)
    $60.00
  • 6" Flourless Chocolate Cake

    always decadent and gluten-free. (serves up to 8)
    $50.00
  • 9" Flourless Chocoalte Cake

    always decadent and gluten-free. (serves up to 14
    $68.00

Cheesecakes


  • Mini Cheesecakes, dozen

    Smooth & delicious cheesecakes. (half dozen)
    $60.00
  • 6" Cheesecake

    Smooth & delicious cheesecakes. (serves up to 8)
    $50.00
  • 9" Cheesecake

    Smooth & delicious cheesecakes. (serves up to 14)
    $68.00

Wedding Tasting Boxes


  • Wedding Tasting Box: Cakes

    4" 2 layer cakes: Please select 4 flavors. Use the notes section to clarify.
    $72.00
  • Wedding Tasting Box: Pie Box

    Select 5 total flavors of pie. (Please skip past the cake/cupcake flavor menu to find the pie flavor selection.)
    $60.00

Cookies, Bars, & Specialty Mini Desserts


  • Dozen Medium Cookies

    $40.00
  • Brown Butter Brownie (GF), dozen

    Medium size triangles
    $48.00
  • Fudge Oat Bars (GF), dozen

    Medium size triangles
    $48.00
  • Lemon Bars, dozen

    Medium size triangles
    $48.00
  • Blueberry Coconut Bars (GF), dozen

    Medium size triangles
    $48.00
  • Mini Fruit Tarts, dozen

    $48.00

Pastries, Scones, Muffins, & More


  • Morning Box, Assorted Dozen (includes chef's choice of breakfast pastries)

    Chef's Choice: Sweet Pastries, Muffins, Scones
    $56.00
  • Savory Morning Box, Assorted Dozen (includes 3 items)

    Chef's Choice: Savory Pastries & Scones
    $72.00
  • Scones, Medium Size Dozen

    Half Dozen of our Hand-Made Pastries
    $54.00
  • Banana Bread, Large Loaf

    Yields 8 full size slices
    $24.00
  • Baked Oatmeal (GF), Dozen

    Half Dozen of our Hand-Made Pastries
    $54.00
  • Cinnamon Rolls, Dozen

    Half Dozen of our Hand-Made Pastries
    $65.00

Breakfast Catering


  • Deep Dish Roasted Veggie Quiche

    Our deep dish quiche is a very popular option for any occasion.
    $34.00+
  • Mini Individual Roasted Veggie Quiche, dozen

    $72.00
  • Deep Dish Quiche Lorraine w/ Bacon

    Bacon, Cheddar, Spinach
    $34.00+
  • Mini Individual Quiche Lorraines w/ Bacon, dozen

    Bacon, Cheddar, Spinach
    $72.00
  • Denver Style Deep Dish Quiche

    Inspired by the Denver Omelette, this quiche or frittata contains Black Forest Ham, Red Bell Pepper, Basil & Cheddar.
    $34.00+
  • Egg White Frittata (GF), Vegetarian

    Our 11" vegetarian frittata is gluten-free. It is available in a few delicious options.
    $32.00+
  • Mini Individual Egg White Frittata (GF), Vegetarian, Dozen

    Delicious & custardy, our gf mini frittatas are a wonderful part of any breakfast spread.
    $72.00
  • Egg White Frittata (GF), w/ Bacon

    Roasted Potatoes, Bacon, Spinach, Caramelized Onions, Red Pepper, Cheddar *Item comes cold and unsliced with reheating directions, unless requested otherwise in the note section.
    $32.00+
  • Mini Individual Egg White Frittatas (GF), w/ Bacon, Dozen

    Roasted Potatoes, Bacon, Spinach, Caramelized Onions, Red Pepper, Cheddar
    $72.00
  • Egg White Frittata, Denver Style

    Inspired by the Denver Omelette, this quiche or frittata contains Black Forest Ham, Red Bell Pepper, Basil & Cheddar.
    $32.00+
  • Egg & Herb Cups w/ Chevre (GF), Dozen

    Baked Eggs w/ Thyme, Basil, & Chevre
    $60.00
  • Fruit Cups, half dozen

    4oz cups, local fruit
    $36.00
  • Granola & Fruit Parfaits (GF), half dozen

    w/ yogurt, fresh fruit, & lemon curd
    $45.00
  • Vegan Granola & Fruit Parfaits (GF), half dozen

    w/ yogurt, fresh fruit, & lemon curd
    $48.00
  • Baked Oatmeal Parfaits (GF), half dozen

    w/ yogurt, fresh fruit, & lemon curd
    $48.00
  • Vegan Baked Potato Stacks, half dozen

    Potatoes stacked and baked w/ layers of herbs, vegan cream, & vegan cheese
    $30.00

Boxed Lunches for Groups


  • Boxed Lunch 1: The Fast Talker

    roasted turkey, white cheddar, lemon curd, arugula pesto and fresh arugula on house-made focaccia; served w/ a spinach quinoa side salad & sweet treat
    $20.00
  • Boxed Lunch 2: The Swindler

    Black Forest ham, pepper jack, arugula basil pesto, roasted pepper and fresh spinach on house-made focaccia with side of greens and a house-made cookie
    $20.00
  • Boxed Lunch 3: The Alibi

    roasted veggies (Crimini mushrooms, red pepper, eggplant, zucchini), pepper jack, mustard seeds, arugula pesto and spinach on house-made focaccia with side of greens and a house-made cookie NOTE* This is easily made vegan with the removal of the cheese.
    $20.00
  • Boxed Lunch 4: Mini Chicken Pot Pie

    Chicken, peas, carrots, celery, potatoes in a creamy sauce and delicious pastry crust
    $20.00
  • Boxed Lunch 5: Mini Broccoli Cheddar Pot Pie

    Broccoli, potato, in a cheddar sauce and delicious pastry crust
    $18.00
  • Boxed Lunch 6: The Handy Chicken

    Chicken Pesto & Mozzarella Hand Pie w/ a spinach quinoa salad & cookie
    $16.00
  • Boxed Lunch 7: The Sweet Swine

    Pulled Pork, Roasted Apple, & Cheddar Hand Pie w/ a spinach quinoa side salad & a cookie
    $16.00
  • Boxed Lunch 8: V for Veg-Detta

    Roasted Veggie & Mozzarella Hand Pie served w/ a spinach quinoa side salad & a cookie
    $16.00
  • Boxed Lunch 9: Mini Quiche Lorraine

    served w/ a spinach quinoa salad & a cookie
    $16.00
  • Boxed Lunch 10: Mini Roasted Veggie Frittata

    served w/ a spinach quinoa salad & a cookie
    $16.00
  • Boxed Lunch 11: Cheese Galette Pizza Box

    served w/ a spinach quinoa salad & a cookie
    $16.00
  • Boxed Lunch 12: Pepperoni Galette Pizza Box

    served w/ a spinach quinoa salad & a cookie
    $16.00
  • Boxed Lunch 13: The Recently Paroled Savory Galette

    bacon, roasted mushrooms, pasilla, cheddar, arugula pesto as a delicious savory galette with side of greens and a house-made cookie
    $16.00
  • Boxed Lunch 14: 'Vegans Get to Eat Too' Salad

    Blend of greens, seeds, roasted vegetables, baked tofu, tamari almonds, & vinaigrette
    $20.00

Family Style Salad Bowls

Salad Bowls come with 4 slices of regular or gf focaccia.

  • Bomber Bowl (Serves 8 small/4 large salads)

    Arugula, Quinoa, Bacon, Garnet Yams, Chevre, Candied Pecans, Orange Pieces, Citrus Dressing
    $60.00
  • Warrior Bowl (Serves 8 small/4 large salads)

    Spinach, Quinoa, Bacon, Yukon Potatoes, Artichoke Hearts, Chevre, Pepitas, Balsamic
    $60.00
  • Vegan Bowl (Serves 8 small/4 large salads)

    Spinach, Black Beans, Quinoa, Yukon Potatoes, Garnet Yams, Caramelized Onions, Corn, Red Peppers, Mushrooms, Eggplant, Pasillas, Pepitas, Avocado Salsa
    $60.00
  • Red Rice, Chicken & Mushroom Salad (Serves 8 small/4 large salads)

    Red Rice Slow Cooked in Broth, Chicken, & Roasted Mushroom Blend Served w/ Arugula & Sprouts, Celery, Red Pepper, Shallots, & Avocado Salsa
    $60.00
  • Red Grape Chicken Salad

    Chicken Breast, Red Grapes, Celery, Red Onion Tossed in Aioli w/ Roasted Garlic- Served on Arugula w/ a side of Citrus Vinaigrette
    $60.00
  • Golden Beet & Apple Salad (Serves 8 small/4 large salads)

    Roasted golden beets & diced gala apples tossed w/ arugula, chevre, fennel, & lime vinaigrette
    $60.00
  • Seasonal Fruit (Berries or Stone Fruit), Burrata, Arugula, & Basil Salad, w/ Pistachios (Serves 8 small/4 large salads)

    Seasonal berries or stone fruit, Creamy Burrata, & Basil served w/ arugula, and house-made balsamic *Delicious w/ candied nuts added
    $60.00
  • Greens & Blues Salad, loaded w/ all the green veggies we can fit in it (Serves 8 small/4 large salads)

    Blend of Arugula, Spring Mix, Spinach w/ Brocollini, Snap Peas, Asparagus, Green Onion, Pepitas, Blue Cheese & Citrus Dressing
    $60.00
  • Simple Spinach Salad (Serves 8 small/4 large salads)

    Spinach, Quinoa, Carrot, Cranberries, Pepitas, Balsamic
    $48.00

Grazing Boards & Snacks


  • Grazing Board w/ specialty cheeses, Vegetarian (snack portion per person), feeds 8-12

    veggies, berries, caprese skewer w/ tomato, basil, & mozzarella (may be substituted w/ other seasonal skewers), brie, chevre, crackers, scone bites, brown butter brownie or other bar bite
    $80.00
  • Grazing Board, w/ Charcuterie Meats (snack sized portion per person), feeds 8-12

    2 type of charcuterie meats, veggies, caprese skewer w/ tomato, basil, & mozzarella (other skewers may be substituted), brie, chevre, scone bite, crackers, brown butter brownie or other sweet bar bite
    $96.00
  • Fruit Board w/ lemon curd, feeds 8-12

    Berry assortment, grapes, melon, citrus, and seasonal other
    $56.00
  • Veggie & Hummus Board, feeds 8-12

    Seasonal veggies & lemon hummus
    $56.00
  • Finger Sandwich Board

    $48.00+
  • Skewer Platter (24 per platter)

    $72.00
  • Hummus Cups w/ Fresh Veggies, Dozen

    $60.00

Soups, Sauces, & Pantry Staples


  • Gluten-Free Bechamel, Pint

    $10.00
  • Gluten-Free Bechamel, Quart

    $20.00

Coffee & Other Beverages


  • Carafe of Coffee, Regular

    Bella Rosa Organic Coffee - Includes 12 x 8oz. cups & lids, raw sugar, half n' half, and napkins
    $40.00
  • Carafe of Coffee, Decaf

    Bella Rosa Organic Coffee - Includes 12 x 8oz. cups & lids, raw sugar, half n' half, and napkins
    $40.00
  • Hot Tea Service

    Assorted High-Quality Tea Bags w/ a carafe of hot water - comes w/ honey packets and 12 x 8oz. cups & lids
    $32.00
  • Hot Chocolate Service

    Delicious Hot Chocolate - Comes w/ 12 x 8oz. cups & lids
    $40.00
  • Gallon of Iced Yunnan Black Tea

    Cold Refreshing Gallon - Cups & ice not supplied
    $24.00
  • Gallon of Iced Mao Jian Green Tea

    Cold Refreshing Gallon - Cups & ice not supplied
    $24.00
  • Gallon of Lemonade

    Cold Refreshing Gallon - Cups & ice not supplied
    $20.00
  • Gallon of Strawberry Lemonade

    Cold Refreshing Gallon - Cups & ice not supplied
    $24.00
  • Gallon of Arnold Palmer (Black Tea & Lemonade)

    Cold Refreshing Gallon - Cups & ice not supplied
    $24.00

Brunch Cooking Class: Brunch + Beverages

Classes run 2.5-3 hours long & include take-aways. Snacks & non-alcoholic beverages, but not a full meal will be provided at this session. Classes are held in a licensed Mehko (Micro Enterprise Home Kitchen Operation) at Criminal Baking's owner's home. Address will be provided by email a couple days before the class is held.

  • Single Class

    $125.00
  • 4 Class Series

    $400.00
  • Return Student Discount

    $100.00

Cooking Class with Dinner, Special Menu

Join us for a fun, casual cooking mini adventure. Classes include dinner, one non-alcoholic drink, a treat, and class related take-aways. Classes run 2.5-3 hours long. Classes are held in a licensed Mehko (Micro Enterprise Home Kitchen Operation) at Criminal Baking's owner's home. Address will be provided by email a couple days before the class is held.

  • Single Class + Dinner + Beverage + Dessert

    $125.00
  • 4 Class Series + Dinner + Beverage + Dessert

    $400.00
  • Return Student Discount

    $100.00

Criminal Baking & Catering Company Location and Hours

(707) 228-2718
610 Brown Street, Santa Rosa, CA 95404
Closed • Opens Saturday at 7:30AM
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