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Fruit Pies
Apple
$40.00+Apple Rhubarb
$40.00+Blackberry
$40.00+Blueberry
$40.00+Cherry
$40.00+Key Lime
$40.00+Strawberry
$40.00+Strawberry Rhubarb
$40.00+Triple Berry
$40.00+Strawberry & Lemon Curd w/ Cream
$40.00+
Specialty Sweet & Cream Pies
Lemon Meringue
$30.00+Lemon Cream w/ Jasmine Infused Lemon Curd
$30.00+Banana Cream
$30.00+Coconut Cream Pie
$30.00+Chocolate Cream
$30.00+Cookies n' Cream
$30.00+Mocha Cream
$30.00+Peanut Butter Cream
$30.00+Butterscotch Cream
$30.00+Turtle Cream (Chocolate + Caramel + Toasted Pecans)
$30.00+Grasshopper (Mint + Chocolate)
$30.00+Orange Buttermilk w/ Earl Grey Cream
$30.00+Lemon Chevre Cheesecake Pie
$30.00+Berries & Mascarpone Cheesecake Pie
$30.00+Sweet Potato Pie
$30.00+Honey Lavendar Chess Pie
$30.00+
Savory Pot Pies
Seasonal Veggie Pot Pie (potato, carrot, celery, onion, garlic, pasilla, gf bechamel, other seasonal veggies)
Seasonal veggies w/ fresh herbs in our creamy Bechamel$48.00+Curry Vegetable Pot Pie (potato, yam, carrot, cauliflower, eggplant, celery, red pepper, pasilla, shallot, garlic, gf bechamel)
$48.00+Spinach Artichoke w/ Ricotta & Feta Pot Pie (spinach, artichoke hearts, ricotta, feta, mozzarella)
Fresh spinach mixed w/ artichoke hearts, ricotta, feta, and mozzarella *Vegetarian$48.00+Mushroom Stew Pot Pie ( portobello mushrooms, potato, carrot, onion, garlic)
$48.00+Mushroom, Swiss, & Spinach Pot Pie (shallots, garlic, various local mushrooms, spinach, swiss cheese, bechamel)
$48.00+Broccoli & Potato Cheddar Pot Pie (broccoli, yukon potatoes, cheddar, onion, bechamel)
$48.00+Vegetarian Chili Pot Pie (onion, garlic, yam, red pepper, carrot, potato, black beans, red beans, roasted tomato, chili, cheddar, cornbread top)
$48.00+Chicken Pesto Pot Pie (chicken, arugula-basil pesto, mozzarella, bechamel)
$48.00+Chicken Pot Pie (chicken, potato, carrot, celery, onion, garlic, pasilla, gf bechamel)
chicken breast & thigh, carrots, peas, potato, celery, onions, garlic in a creamy Bechamel sauce$48.00+Short Rib Pot Pie (short rib, shallot, garlic, yam, potato, red pepper, pasilla, bechamel)
$48.00+Pulled Pork Pot Pie (pulled pork, yam, Anaheim chili, roasted apple, garlic, cheddar)
$48.00+Shepherd's Pot Pie (ground lamb, onion, garlic, carrot, celery, pea, thyme, mashed potato top)
$48.00+Cottage Pie (ground beef, onion, garlic, carrot, celery, pea, thyme, mashed potato top)
$48.00+
Cupcakes
Almond
$40.00+Chocolate Peanut Butter
$40.00+Chocolate w/ Chocolate Frosting
$40.00+Chocolate w/ Vanilla Frosting
$40.00+Coconut
$40.00+Cookies n' Cream
$40.00+Dirty Worm (Chocolate w/ Vanilla Frosting, Cookie Crumbles, & Gummy Worms)
$40.00+Funfetti
$40.00+Lemon
$40.00+Matcha
$40.00+Mint Cookies n' Cream
$40.00+Rainbow Cookies n' Cream
$40.00+Turtle (Chocolate, Caramel, & Pecan)
$40.00+Vanilla w/ Berries
$40.00+Vanilla w/ Chocolate Frosting
$40.00+Vanilla w/ Raspberry & Chocolate Frosting
$40.00+Vanilla w/ Vanilla Frosting
$40.00+Pistachio
$40.00+Pistachio Raspberry
$40.00+Pecan Pie
$40.00+Coconut w/ Lime
$40.00+
Custom Layer Cakes
Vanilla Cake w/ Vanilla Frosting
2 Layers of Vanilla Sponge Cake Soaked w/ House-made Vanilla Syrup Filling: Vanilla Custard (modified for vegan orders to vanilla frosting) Frosting: Vanilla Buttercream Add what you like to customize your cake.$70.00+Vanilla Cake w/ Chocolate Frosting
2 Layers of Vanilla Sponge Cake Soaked w/ House-made Vanilla Syrup Filling: Dark Chocolate Ganache Frosting: Vanilla Buttercream Add what you like to customize your cake.$70.00+Berry Love
2 Layers of Vanilla Sponge Cake Soaked w/ House-made Vanilla Syrup Filling: Berry Compote w/ Fresh Berries Frosting: Vanilla Buttercream Add what you like to customize your cake.$70.00+Lemon Lover's Cake Cake
2 Layers of Vanilla Sponge Cake Soaked w/ House-made Lemon Syrup Filling: Lemon Curd Frosting: Lemon Cream Cheese Frosting (Buttercream available instead of cream cheese frosting. Just request in notes section.) Add what you like to customize your cake. Great w/ fresh berries added!$70.00+Chocolate Cake w/ Vanilla Frosting
2 Layers of Chocolate Devil's Food Cake Soaked w/ House-made Vanilla Syrup Filling: Chocolate Buttercream & Dark Chocolate Ganache Frosting: Vanilla Buttercream Add what you like to customize your cake.$70.00+Chocolate Cake w/ Chocolate Frosting
2 Layers of Chocolate Devil's Food Cake Soaked w/ House-made Vanilla Syrup Filling: Chocolate Buttercream & Dark Chocolate Ganache Frosting: Chocolate Buttercream Add what you like to customize your cake.$70.00+The Spicy Turtle Cake
2 Layers of Chocolate Devil's Food Cake Soaked w/ House-made Vanilla Syrup Filling: Caramel & Chili-Infused Dark Chocolate Ganache Frosting: Chocolate Buttercream; topped with chili-infused dark chocolate ganache Add what you like to customize your cake.$70.00+Pistachio w/ Chocolate & Raspberry
Pistachio Cake Layers Filling: dark chocolate ganache & raspberries Frosting: Pistachio Buttercream Garnish: Ganache & Raspberries$70.00+Pumpkin w/ Roasted Apples & Caramel
Pumpkin Cake Layers Filling: Caramel & Roasted Apples Frosting: Vanilla Buttercream Garnish: Caramel$70.00+Black Raspberry Elderflower
Vanilla Cake Layers soaked w/ Elderflower Syrup Filling Elderflower soaked blackberries & raspberry compote Frosting: Vanilla Buttercream Garnish: Fresh Berries$70.00+Kids of All Ages: Dirty Worm Cake
Chocolate Cake w/ Vanilla & Cookie Crumb Filling + Ganache+ Vanilla Custard; Frosted with vanilla & topped with cookie crumbs to look dirt-ish and gummy worms playing in the dirt.$70.00+Kids of All Ages: Rainbow Cookies n' Cream
Vanilla cake w/ Oreo pieces & rainbow sprinkles baked in; Vanilla buttercream, oreo, & chocolate ganache filling; Vanilla frosting w/ rainbow sprinkles; garnished with ganache, Oreos, & sprinkles$70.00+Kids of All Ages: PB & J Cake
Vanilla Cake w/ peanut butter buttercream & raspberry compote filling; frosted w/ peanut butter buttercream & garnished w/ rainbow sprinkles & fresh raspberries$70.00+
1 Layer Specialty Cakes
Chocolate Espresso Cake w/ Chocolate Espresso Cream Frosting & Ganache Drizzle
$50.00+Chocolate Orange Cake
Chocolate Devil's Food Cake w/ orange zest added, topped with orange buttercream & house-candied oranges; drizzled with ganache$50.00+Chocolate w/ German Chocolate Coconut & Pecan Style Topping
Chocolate Devil's Food Cake topped w/ the coconut & pecan topping used on German chocolate cake. Drizzled w/ dark choc ganache$50.00+Coconut Cake w/ Coconut Cream Cheese Frosting
*Vegan is made w/ vegan cream frosting.$50.00+Carrot Pineapple Cake w/ Cream Cheese Frosting
Carrot Pineapple w/ Coconut - This moist cake is delicious. If you are not a fan of pineapple, apple sauce can be substituted. *Vegan is made w/ vegan cream frosting.$50.00+Banana Cake w/ Coffee Cream Cheese Frosting
This moist delicious cake pairs very well with coffee cream cheese frosting. *Vegan is made w/ vegan cream frosting.$50.00+Earl Grey Tea Cake w/ Orange& Earl Grey Buttercream
$50.00+Golden Tonic Cake w/ Honey Cream Cheese Frosting & Berries
*Vegan is made w/ vegan cream frosting. Maple is substituted for honey.$50.00+Matcha Tea Cake w/ Matcha Cream Frosting
$50.00+Upside Down Apple Molasses Cake
$50.00+Vanilla Latte Cake: Vanilla Cake w/ Coffee Buttercream Frosting
$50.00+Vanilla w/ Fresh Berries
Vanilla Cake w/ Vanilla Buttercream & Fresh Seasonal Berries$50.00+
Flourless Cakes
Mini Flourless Chocolate Cakes, Dozen
always decadent and gluten-free. (half dozen)$60.006" Flourless Chocolate Cake
always decadent and gluten-free. (serves up to 8)$50.009" Flourless Chocoalte Cake
always decadent and gluten-free. (serves up to 14$68.00
Cheesecakes
Mini Cheesecakes, dozen
Smooth & delicious cheesecakes. (half dozen)$60.006" Cheesecake
Smooth & delicious cheesecakes. (serves up to 8)$50.009" Cheesecake
Smooth & delicious cheesecakes. (serves up to 14)$68.00
Wedding Tasting Boxes
Wedding Tasting Box: Cakes
4" 2 layer cakes: Please select 4 flavors. Use the notes section to clarify.$72.00Wedding Tasting Box: Pie Box
Select 5 total flavors of pie. (Please skip past the cake/cupcake flavor menu to find the pie flavor selection.)$60.00
Cookies, Bars, & Specialty Mini Desserts
Dozen Medium Cookies
$40.00Brown Butter Brownie (GF), dozen
Medium size triangles$48.00Fudge Oat Bars (GF), dozen
Medium size triangles$48.00Lemon Bars, dozen
Medium size triangles$48.00Blueberry Coconut Bars (GF), dozen
Medium size triangles$48.00Mini Fruit Tarts, dozen
$48.00
Pastries, Scones, Muffins, & More
Morning Box, Assorted Dozen (includes chef's choice of breakfast pastries)
Chef's Choice: Sweet Pastries, Muffins, Scones$56.00Savory Morning Box, Assorted Dozen (includes 3 items)
Chef's Choice: Savory Pastries & Scones$72.00Scones, Medium Size Dozen
Half Dozen of our Hand-Made Pastries$54.00Banana Bread, Large Loaf
Yields 8 full size slices$24.00Baked Oatmeal (GF), Dozen
Half Dozen of our Hand-Made Pastries$54.00Cinnamon Rolls, Dozen
Half Dozen of our Hand-Made Pastries$65.00
Breakfast Catering
Deep Dish Roasted Veggie Quiche
Our deep dish quiche is a very popular option for any occasion.$34.00+Mini Individual Roasted Veggie Quiche, dozen
$72.00Deep Dish Quiche Lorraine w/ Bacon
Bacon, Cheddar, Spinach$34.00+Mini Individual Quiche Lorraines w/ Bacon, dozen
Bacon, Cheddar, Spinach$72.00Denver Style Deep Dish Quiche
Inspired by the Denver Omelette, this quiche or frittata contains Black Forest Ham, Red Bell Pepper, Basil & Cheddar.$34.00+Egg White Frittata (GF), Vegetarian
Our 11" vegetarian frittata is gluten-free. It is available in a few delicious options.$32.00+Mini Individual Egg White Frittata (GF), Vegetarian, Dozen
Delicious & custardy, our gf mini frittatas are a wonderful part of any breakfast spread.$72.00Egg White Frittata (GF), w/ Bacon
Roasted Potatoes, Bacon, Spinach, Caramelized Onions, Red Pepper, Cheddar *Item comes cold and unsliced with reheating directions, unless requested otherwise in the note section.$32.00+Mini Individual Egg White Frittatas (GF), w/ Bacon, Dozen
Roasted Potatoes, Bacon, Spinach, Caramelized Onions, Red Pepper, Cheddar$72.00Egg White Frittata, Denver Style
Inspired by the Denver Omelette, this quiche or frittata contains Black Forest Ham, Red Bell Pepper, Basil & Cheddar.$32.00+Egg & Herb Cups w/ Chevre (GF), Dozen
Baked Eggs w/ Thyme, Basil, & Chevre$60.00Fruit Cups, half dozen
4oz cups, local fruit$36.00Granola & Fruit Parfaits (GF), half dozen
w/ yogurt, fresh fruit, & lemon curd$45.00Vegan Granola & Fruit Parfaits (GF), half dozen
w/ yogurt, fresh fruit, & lemon curd$48.00Baked Oatmeal Parfaits (GF), half dozen
w/ yogurt, fresh fruit, & lemon curd$48.00Vegan Baked Potato Stacks, half dozen
Potatoes stacked and baked w/ layers of herbs, vegan cream, & vegan cheese$30.00
Boxed Lunches for Groups
Boxed Lunch 1: The Fast Talker
roasted turkey, white cheddar, lemon curd, arugula pesto and fresh arugula on house-made focaccia; served w/ a spinach quinoa side salad & sweet treat$20.00Boxed Lunch 2: The Swindler
Black Forest ham, pepper jack, arugula basil pesto, roasted pepper and fresh spinach on house-made focaccia with side of greens and a house-made cookie$20.00Boxed Lunch 3: The Alibi
roasted veggies (Crimini mushrooms, red pepper, eggplant, zucchini), pepper jack, mustard seeds, arugula pesto and spinach on house-made focaccia with side of greens and a house-made cookie NOTE* This is easily made vegan with the removal of the cheese.$20.00Boxed Lunch 4: Mini Chicken Pot Pie
Chicken, peas, carrots, celery, potatoes in a creamy sauce and delicious pastry crust$20.00Boxed Lunch 5: Mini Broccoli Cheddar Pot Pie
Broccoli, potato, in a cheddar sauce and delicious pastry crust$18.00Boxed Lunch 6: The Handy Chicken
Chicken Pesto & Mozzarella Hand Pie w/ a spinach quinoa salad & cookie$16.00Boxed Lunch 7: The Sweet Swine
Pulled Pork, Roasted Apple, & Cheddar Hand Pie w/ a spinach quinoa side salad & a cookie$16.00Boxed Lunch 8: V for Veg-Detta
Roasted Veggie & Mozzarella Hand Pie served w/ a spinach quinoa side salad & a cookie$16.00Boxed Lunch 9: Mini Quiche Lorraine
served w/ a spinach quinoa salad & a cookie$16.00Boxed Lunch 10: Mini Roasted Veggie Frittata
served w/ a spinach quinoa salad & a cookie$16.00Boxed Lunch 11: Cheese Galette Pizza Box
served w/ a spinach quinoa salad & a cookie$16.00Boxed Lunch 12: Pepperoni Galette Pizza Box
served w/ a spinach quinoa salad & a cookie$16.00Boxed Lunch 13: The Recently Paroled Savory Galette
bacon, roasted mushrooms, pasilla, cheddar, arugula pesto as a delicious savory galette with side of greens and a house-made cookie$16.00Boxed Lunch 14: 'Vegans Get to Eat Too' Salad
Blend of greens, seeds, roasted vegetables, baked tofu, tamari almonds, & vinaigrette$20.00
Family Style Salad Bowls
Salad Bowls come with 4 slices of regular or gf focaccia.
Bomber Bowl (Serves 8 small/4 large salads)
Arugula, Quinoa, Bacon, Garnet Yams, Chevre, Candied Pecans, Orange Pieces, Citrus Dressing$60.00Warrior Bowl (Serves 8 small/4 large salads)
Spinach, Quinoa, Bacon, Yukon Potatoes, Artichoke Hearts, Chevre, Pepitas, Balsamic$60.00Vegan Bowl (Serves 8 small/4 large salads)
Spinach, Black Beans, Quinoa, Yukon Potatoes, Garnet Yams, Caramelized Onions, Corn, Red Peppers, Mushrooms, Eggplant, Pasillas, Pepitas, Avocado Salsa$60.00Red Rice, Chicken & Mushroom Salad (Serves 8 small/4 large salads)
Red Rice Slow Cooked in Broth, Chicken, & Roasted Mushroom Blend Served w/ Arugula & Sprouts, Celery, Red Pepper, Shallots, & Avocado Salsa$60.00Red Grape Chicken Salad
Chicken Breast, Red Grapes, Celery, Red Onion Tossed in Aioli w/ Roasted Garlic- Served on Arugula w/ a side of Citrus Vinaigrette$60.00Golden Beet & Apple Salad (Serves 8 small/4 large salads)
Roasted golden beets & diced gala apples tossed w/ arugula, chevre, fennel, & lime vinaigrette$60.00Seasonal Fruit (Berries or Stone Fruit), Burrata, Arugula, & Basil Salad, w/ Pistachios (Serves 8 small/4 large salads)
Seasonal berries or stone fruit, Creamy Burrata, & Basil served w/ arugula, and house-made balsamic *Delicious w/ candied nuts added$60.00Greens & Blues Salad, loaded w/ all the green veggies we can fit in it (Serves 8 small/4 large salads)
Blend of Arugula, Spring Mix, Spinach w/ Brocollini, Snap Peas, Asparagus, Green Onion, Pepitas, Blue Cheese & Citrus Dressing$60.00Simple Spinach Salad (Serves 8 small/4 large salads)
Spinach, Quinoa, Carrot, Cranberries, Pepitas, Balsamic$48.00
Grazing Boards & Snacks
Grazing Board w/ specialty cheeses, Vegetarian (snack portion per person), feeds 8-12
veggies, berries, caprese skewer w/ tomato, basil, & mozzarella (may be substituted w/ other seasonal skewers), brie, chevre, crackers, scone bites, brown butter brownie or other bar bite$80.00Grazing Board, w/ Charcuterie Meats (snack sized portion per person), feeds 8-12
2 type of charcuterie meats, veggies, caprese skewer w/ tomato, basil, & mozzarella (other skewers may be substituted), brie, chevre, scone bite, crackers, brown butter brownie or other sweet bar bite$96.00Fruit Board w/ lemon curd, feeds 8-12
Berry assortment, grapes, melon, citrus, and seasonal other$56.00Veggie & Hummus Board, feeds 8-12
Seasonal veggies & lemon hummus$56.00Finger Sandwich Board
$48.00+Skewer Platter (24 per platter)
$72.00Hummus Cups w/ Fresh Veggies, Dozen
$60.00
Soups, Sauces, & Pantry Staples
Gluten-Free Bechamel, Pint
$10.00Gluten-Free Bechamel, Quart
$20.00
Coffee & Other Beverages
Carafe of Coffee, Regular
Bella Rosa Organic Coffee - Includes 12 x 8oz. cups & lids, raw sugar, half n' half, and napkins$40.00Carafe of Coffee, Decaf
Bella Rosa Organic Coffee - Includes 12 x 8oz. cups & lids, raw sugar, half n' half, and napkins$40.00Hot Tea Service
Assorted High-Quality Tea Bags w/ a carafe of hot water - comes w/ honey packets and 12 x 8oz. cups & lids$32.00Hot Chocolate Service
Delicious Hot Chocolate - Comes w/ 12 x 8oz. cups & lids$40.00Gallon of Iced Yunnan Black Tea
Cold Refreshing Gallon - Cups & ice not supplied$24.00Gallon of Iced Mao Jian Green Tea
Cold Refreshing Gallon - Cups & ice not supplied$24.00Gallon of Lemonade
Cold Refreshing Gallon - Cups & ice not supplied$20.00Gallon of Strawberry Lemonade
Cold Refreshing Gallon - Cups & ice not supplied$24.00Gallon of Arnold Palmer (Black Tea & Lemonade)
Cold Refreshing Gallon - Cups & ice not supplied$24.00
Brunch Cooking Class: Brunch + Beverages
Classes run 2.5-3 hours long & include take-aways. Snacks & non-alcoholic beverages, but not a full meal will be provided at this session. Classes are held in a licensed Mehko (Micro Enterprise Home Kitchen Operation) at Criminal Baking's owner's home. Address will be provided by email a couple days before the class is held.
Single Class
$125.004 Class Series
$400.00Return Student Discount
$100.00
Cooking Class with Dinner, Special Menu
Join us for a fun, casual cooking mini adventure. Classes include dinner, one non-alcoholic drink, a treat, and class related take-aways. Classes run 2.5-3 hours long. Classes are held in a licensed Mehko (Micro Enterprise Home Kitchen Operation) at Criminal Baking's owner's home. Address will be provided by email a couple days before the class is held.
Single Class + Dinner + Beverage + Dessert
$125.004 Class Series + Dinner + Beverage + Dessert
$400.00Return Student Discount
$100.00