CAKES

Criminal Baking & Catering Company

All cakes available gluten-free. Most are available vegan as well.


Below is a list of our current cake and cupcake flavors with available sizes & base prices. We require a minimum of 4 days notice for cakes. Please email your order selections or any questions you have to criminalbaker@gmail.com. We will follow-up with confirmation and an invoice. Payment is due at the time of ordering.


Last minute cakes will be accepted if possible.  A 'rush fee' may be assessed. Please email your order selections or any questions you have to criminalbaker@gmail.com. We will follow-up with confirmation and an invoice. Payment is due at the time of ordering.


Delivery service is available for orders over $125. The fee is based on distance and starts at $25.

For pickup, you are welcome to schedule pick up at either our cafe near Railroad Square or at our MEHKO kitchen, (a licensed home kitchen near downtown with lots of free parking.)

Please email your order selections or any questions you have to criminalbaker@gmail.com.

Image

3 Layer Cakes

6" (up to 12 servings)   $75

8" (up to 18 servings)  $90

10" (up to 25 servings)   $125

12" (up to 40 servings) $200

2 Layer Cakes

Quarter Sheet (up to 30 servings)  $150

Half Sheet (up to 60 servings)   $295

FEATURED FLAVORS

(yes, we'll make flavors other than these, but, sorry, no red velvet.)


VERY VANILLA

vanilla sponge filled with vanilla custard & frosted with vanilla bean buttercream


HOLY CHOCOLATE

Devil's Food Cake filled w/ dark chocolate ganache & frosted w/ chocolate buttercream


BLACK RASPBERRY W/ ELDERFLOWER

Vanilla Cake Blackberry Cake soaked w/ elderflower syrup, filled w/ raspberry compote & fresh blackberries for filling, & frosted w/ vanilla bean buttercream


LEMON BLUEBERRY JASMINE

Lemon Cake filled w/ jasmine tea infused lemon curd & fresh blueberries, frosted w/ vanilla buttercream, & garnished w/ candied lemon


CARAMEL APPLE PUMPKIN

Pumpkin Cake filled w/ caramel buttercream and baked apples, and frosted w/ caramel buttercream


HONEY ORANGE VANILLA CAKE

Vanilla Cake imbibed w/ Earl Grey syrup, filled w/ vanilla orange custard, and frosted w/ honey buttercream. Garnished w/ candied oranges & honey


RAINBOW RASPBERRY COOKIES & CREAM CAKE

Vanilla cake baked w/ funfetti, filled w/ cookies n' cream filling + raspberries, & frosted w/ vanilla buttercream. Garnished w/ cookies & funfetti

(We are happy to leave out the raspberry for cookies n' cream purists.)


GREEN FOREST CAKE

Chocolate Cake filled w/ cherry compote & pistachio cream, frosted w/ vanilla & garnished w/ dark chocolate ganache, soaked cherries, & candied pistachios


UPGRADES

GLUTEN FREE    +5%    

VEGAN    +10%

FRESH FLOWERS   + varies (ranges $15-$25)

VINTAGE PIPING +10%

HEART SHAPE (only in 6" or 8") no charge


*I incorporate our house-dried flowers, fruits, textures and other touches into my decorating style. Please let me know if you want something more specific. I do not use a lot of food coloring, nor do I use fondant.


Image

1 Layer Specialty Cakes, Cheesecakes, & Upside Down Cakes

6" (up to 12 servings)   $55

10" (up to 25 servings)   $80

12" (up to 40 servings)   $120

CHEESECAKES  on GRAHAM CRUSTS

(not available as vegan)


          Plain Cheesecake

          Berry Topped Cheesecake


          Turtle w/ Pecans, Caramel, &

          Dark Chocolate Ganache


          Pumpkin Cheesecake


          Chocolate Cheesecake


          Raspberry Cheesecake


          Pistachio Cheesecake


          Lemon Chevre Cheesecake


          UPSIDE DOWN CAKES


          Pineapple


          Apple Molasses


          Pumpkin Pear


          Orange Cranberry Almond


          1 LAYER SPECIALTY CAKES


          Carrot Pineapple w/ Coconut & Cream Cheese Frosting


          Coconut w/ Cream Cheese Frosting


          Banana Cake /w Coffee Cream Cheese Frosting


          Vanilla Latte Cake /w Coffee Buttercream


          Chocolate Espresso Cake w/ Coffee Buttercream & Dark Chocolate Ganache


          German Chocolate Style


UPGRADES

GLUTEN FREE    +5%    

VEGAN    +10%

ADD BERRIES + 5%

Image

Cupcakes

(minimum 1 dozen regular or 2 dozen mini cupcakes)


Minis (dozen minimum per flavor only)  $3


Standard (half dozen per flavor minimum) $5.50


FEATURED FLAVORS


Vanilla w/ Vanilla Frosting


Vanilla w/ Chocolate Frosting


Chocolate w/ Vanilla Frosting


Chocolate w/ Chocolate Frosting


Funfetti


Lemon


Vanilla Orange


Raspberry


Chocolate Raspberry


Blueberry


Blackberry


Raspberry Pistachio


Cookies n' Cream


Rainbow Cookies n' Cream


Chocolate Peanut Butter


Coconut


Matcha


Cinnamon & Brown Sugar


Vanilla Latte


Chocolate Espresso


UPGRADES

GLUTEN FREE    +5%    

VEGAN    +10%

Fruit Pies

Apple
$40.00 - $54.00
Apple Rhubarb
$40.00 - $54.00
Blackberry
$40.00 - $54.00
Blueberry
$40.00 - $54.00
Cherry
$40.00 - $54.00
Key Lime
$40.00 - $54.00
Strawberry
$40.00 - $54.00
Strawberry Rhubarb
$40.00 - $54.00
Triple Berry
$40.00 - $54.00
Strawberry & Lemon Curd w/ Cream
$40.00 - $54.00

Cookies, Bars, & Specialty Mini Desserts

Dozen Medium Cookies
$40.00
Brown Butter Brownie (GF), dozen
Medium size triangles
$48.00
Fudge Oat Bars (GF), dozen
Medium size triangles
$48.00
Lemon Bars, dozen
Medium size triangles
$48.00
Blueberry Coconut Bars (GF), dozen
Medium size triangles
$48.00
Mini Fruit Tarts, dozen
$48.00

Pastries, Scones, Muffins, & More

Morning Box, Assorted Dozen (includes chef's choice of breakfast pastries)
Chef's Choice: Sweet Pastries, Muffins, Scones
$56.00
Savory Morning Box, Assorted Dozen (includes 3 items)
Chef's Choice: Savory Pastries & Scones
$72.00
Scones, Medium Size Dozen
Half Dozen of our Hand-Made Pastries
$54.00
Banana Bread, Large Loaf
Yields 8 full size slices
$24.00
Baked Oatmeal (GF), Dozen
Half Dozen of our Hand-Made Pastries
$54.00
Cinnamon Rolls, Dozen
Half Dozen of our Hand-Made Pastries
$65.00

Breakfast Catering

Deep Dish Roasted Veggie Quiche
Our deep dish quiche is a very popular option for any occasion.
$34.00 - $56.00
Mini Individual Roasted Veggie Quiche, dozen
$72.00
Deep Dish Quiche Lorraine w/ Bacon
Bacon, Cheddar, Spinach
$34.00 - $58.00
Mini Individual Quiche Lorraines w/ Bacon, dozen
Bacon, Cheddar, Spinach
$72.00
Denver Style Deep Dish Quiche
Inspired by the Denver Omelette, this quiche or frittata contains Black Forest Ham, Red Bell Pepper, Basil & Cheddar.
$34.00 - $58.00
Egg White Frittata (GF), Vegetarian
Our 11" vegetarian frittata is gluten-free. It is available in a few delicious options.
$32.00 - $56.00
Mini Individual Egg White Frittata (GF), Vegetarian, Dozen
Delicious & custardy, our gf mini frittatas are a wonderful part of any breakfast spread.
$72.00
Egg White Frittata (GF), w/ Bacon
Roasted Potatoes, Bacon, Spinach, Caramelized Onions, Red Pepper, Cheddar *Item comes cold and unsliced with reheating directions, unless requested otherwise in the note section.
$32.00 - $56.00
Mini Individual Egg White Frittatas (GF), w/ Bacon, Dozen
Roasted Potatoes, Bacon, Spinach, Caramelized Onions, Red Pepper, Cheddar
$72.00
Egg White Frittata, Denver Style
Inspired by the Denver Omelette, this quiche or frittata contains Black Forest Ham, Red Bell Pepper, Basil & Cheddar.
$32.00 - $56.00
Egg & Herb Cups w/ Chevre (GF), Dozen
Baked Eggs w/ Thyme, Basil, & Chevre
$60.00
Fruit Cups, half dozen
4oz cups, local fruit
$36.00
Granola & Fruit Parfaits (GF), half dozen
w/ yogurt, fresh fruit, & lemon curd
$45.00
Vegan Granola & Fruit Parfaits (GF), half dozen
w/ yogurt, fresh fruit, & lemon curd
$48.00
Baked Oatmeal Parfaits (GF), half dozen
w/ yogurt, fresh fruit, & lemon curd
$48.00
Vegan Baked Potato Stacks, half dozen
Potatoes stacked and baked w/ layers of herbs, vegan cream, & vegan cheese
$30.00

Boxed Lunches for Groups

Boxed Lunch 1: The Fast Talker
roasted turkey, white cheddar, lemon curd, arugula pesto and fresh arugula on house-made focaccia; served w/ a spinach quinoa side salad & sweet treat
$20.00
Boxed Lunch 2: The Swindler
Black Forest ham, pepper jack, arugula basil pesto, roasted pepper and fresh spinach on house-made focaccia with side of greens and a house-made cookie
$20.00
Boxed Lunch 3: The Alibi
roasted veggies (Crimini mushrooms, red pepper, eggplant, zucchini), pepper jack, mustard seeds, arugula pesto and spinach on house-made focaccia with side of greens and a house-made cookie NOTE* This is easily made vegan with the removal of the cheese.
$20.00
Boxed Lunch 4: Mini Chicken Pot Pie
Chicken, peas, carrots, celery, potatoes in a creamy sauce and delicious pastry crust
$20.00
Boxed Lunch 5: Mini Broccoli Cheddar Pot Pie
Broccoli, potato, in a cheddar sauce and delicious pastry crust
$18.00
Boxed Lunch 6: The Handy Chicken
Chicken Pesto & Mozzarella Hand Pie w/ a spinach quinoa salad & cookie
$16.00
Boxed Lunch 7: The Sweet Swine
Pulled Pork, Roasted Apple, & Cheddar Hand Pie w/ a spinach quinoa side salad & a cookie
$16.00
Boxed Lunch 8: V for Veg-Detta
Roasted Veggie & Mozzarella Hand Pie served w/ a spinach quinoa side salad & a cookie
$16.00
Boxed Lunch 9: Mini Quiche Lorraine
served w/ a spinach quinoa salad & a cookie
$16.00
Boxed Lunch 10: Mini Roasted Veggie Frittata
served w/ a spinach quinoa salad & a cookie
$16.00
Boxed Lunch 11: Cheese Galette Pizza Box
served w/ a spinach quinoa salad & a cookie
$16.00
Boxed Lunch 12: Pepperoni Galette Pizza Box
served w/ a spinach quinoa salad & a cookie
$16.00
Boxed Lunch 13: The Recently Paroled Savory Galette
bacon, roasted mushrooms, pasilla, cheddar, arugula pesto as a delicious savory galette with side of greens and a house-made cookie
$16.00
Boxed Lunch 14: 'Vegans Get to Eat Too' Salad
Blend of greens, seeds, roasted vegetables, baked tofu, tamari almonds, & vinaigrette
$20.00

Family Style Salad Bowls

Salad Bowls come with 4 slices of regular or gf focaccia.
Bomber Bowl (Serves 8 small/4 large salads)
Arugula, Quinoa, Bacon, Garnet Yams, Chevre, Candied Pecans, Orange Pieces, Citrus Dressing
$60.00
Warrior Bowl (Serves 8 small/4 large salads)
Spinach, Quinoa, Bacon, Yukon Potatoes, Artichoke Hearts, Chevre, Pepitas, Balsamic
$60.00
Vegan Bowl (Serves 8 small/4 large salads)
Spinach, Black Beans, Quinoa, Yukon Potatoes, Garnet Yams, Caramelized Onions, Corn, Red Peppers, Mushrooms, Eggplant, Pasillas, Pepitas, Avocado Salsa
$60.00
Red Rice, Chicken & Mushroom Salad (Serves 8 small/4 large salads)
Red Rice Slow Cooked in Broth, Chicken, & Roasted Mushroom Blend Served w/ Arugula & Sprouts, Celery, Red Pepper, Shallots, & Avocado Salsa
$60.00
Red Grape Chicken Salad
Chicken Breast, Red Grapes, Celery, Red Onion Tossed in Aioli w/ Roasted Garlic- Served on Arugula w/ a side of Citrus Vinaigrette
$60.00
Golden Beet & Apple Salad (Serves 8 small/4 large salads)
Roasted golden beets & diced gala apples tossed w/ arugula, chevre, fennel, & lime vinaigrette
$60.00
Seasonal Fruit (Berries or Stone Fruit), Burrata, Arugula, & Basil Salad, w/ Pistachios (Serves 8 small/4 large salads)
Seasonal berries or stone fruit, Creamy Burrata, & Basil served w/ arugula, and house-made balsamic *Delicious w/ candied nuts added
$60.00
Greens & Blues Salad, loaded w/ all the green veggies we can fit in it (Serves 8 small/4 large salads)
Blend of Arugula, Spring Mix, Spinach w/ Brocollini, Snap Peas, Asparagus, Green Onion, Pepitas, Blue Cheese & Citrus Dressing
$60.00
Simple Spinach Salad (Serves 8 small/4 large salads)
Spinach, Quinoa, Carrot, Cranberries, Pepitas, Balsamic
$48.00

Grazing Boards & Snacks

Grazing Board w/ specialty cheeses, Vegetarian (snack portion per person), feeds 8-12
veggies, berries, caprese skewer w/ tomato, basil, & mozzarella (may be substituted w/ other seasonal skewers), brie, chevre, crackers, scone bites, brown butter brownie or other bar bite
$80.00
Grazing Board, w/ Charcuterie Meats (snack sized portion per person), feeds 8-12
2 type of charcuterie meats, veggies, caprese skewer w/ tomato, basil, & mozzarella (other skewers may be substituted), brie, chevre, scone bite, crackers, brown butter brownie or other sweet bar bite
$96.00
Fruit Board w/ lemon curd, feeds 8-12
Berry assortment, grapes, melon, citrus, and seasonal other
$56.00
Veggie & Hummus Board, feeds 8-12
Seasonal veggies & lemon hummus
$56.00
Finger Sandwich Board
$48.00 - $90.00
Skewer Platter (24 per platter)
$72.00
Hummus Cups w/ Fresh Veggies, Dozen
$60.00

Soups, Sauces, & Pantry Staples

Gluten-Free Bechamel, Pint
$10.00
Gluten-Free Bechamel, Quart
$20.00

Coffee & Other Beverages

Carafe of Coffee, Regular
Bella Rosa Organic Coffee - Includes 12 x 8oz. cups & lids, raw sugar, half n' half, and napkins
$40.00
Carafe of Coffee, Decaf
Bella Rosa Organic Coffee - Includes 12 x 8oz. cups & lids, raw sugar, half n' half, and napkins
$40.00
Hot Tea Service
Assorted High-Quality Tea Bags w/ a carafe of hot water - comes w/ honey packets and 12 x 8oz. cups & lids
$32.00
Hot Chocolate Service
Delicious Hot Chocolate - Comes w/ 12 x 8oz. cups & lids
$40.00
Gallon of Iced Yunnan Black Tea
Cold Refreshing Gallon - Cups & ice not supplied
$24.00
Gallon of Iced Mao Jian Green Tea
Cold Refreshing Gallon - Cups & ice not supplied
$24.00
Gallon of Lemonade
Cold Refreshing Gallon - Cups & ice not supplied
$20.00
Gallon of Strawberry Lemonade
Cold Refreshing Gallon - Cups & ice not supplied
$24.00
Gallon of Arnold Palmer (Black Tea & Lemonade)
Cold Refreshing Gallon - Cups & ice not supplied
$24.00

Brunch Cooking Class: Brunch + Beverages

Classes run 2.5-3 hours long & include take-aways. Snacks & non-alcoholic beverages, but not a full meal will be provided at this session. Classes are held in a licensed Mehko (Micro Enterprise Home Kitchen Operation) at Criminal Baking's owner's home. Address will be provided by email a couple days before the class is held.
Single Class
$125.00
4 Class Series
$400.00
Return Student Discount
$100.00

Cooking Class with Dinner, Special Menu

Join us for a fun, casual cooking mini adventure. Classes include dinner, one non-alcoholic drink, a treat, and class related take-aways. Classes run 2.5-3 hours long. Classes are held in a licensed Mehko (Micro Enterprise Home Kitchen Operation) at Criminal Baking's owner's home. Address will be provided by email a couple days before the class is held.
Single Class + Dinner + Beverage + Dessert
$125.00
4 Class Series + Dinner + Beverage + Dessert
$400.00
Return Student Discount
$100.00

Dinner Party, MEHKO Style

Come enjoy a home cooked meal...literally! MEHKO = Micro Enterprise Home Kitchen Operation. My home is now licensed and inspected to be able to serve food directly to consumers. We will be exploring different cookbooks & cuisines, enjoying conversation, and building community.